I have a friend who I have widely known since I was really small. 1 day, when he was six, I was at the house of his when he got this absolutely god-awful belly pain. I mean, he was literally writhing in pain. So, his mom took him to the doctor's office, the place where the doctor took a single look and said to her to take him to the ER. She dreaded anything along the lines of an intestinal rupture. About half way to the hospital, my friend suddenly let rip the loudest, most effective fart any of us had ever heard. I swear to God he levitated. We assumed the upholstery in the automobile seat had ripped. After a decent 30 seconds of intense farting, he were at the mother of his and said, "I experience all much better now!"